Cast
Tom Arnold as himself
Justine Bateman as herself
Ed Begley Jr. as himself
Craig Bierko as himself
Illeana Douglas as herself
Jeff Goldblum as himself
Alan Havey as Illeana’s Stalker
Peppe Holmsten as Blond Lover
Michael Irpino as Lance Krappe
Baba Ji as Mr. Babaramla
Rebecca Lord as Amber
Jane Lynch as Gjorna
Rob Mailhouse as Steven
Michael Panes as Spazzy Sheraton/Mickey
Robert Patrick as himself
Kevin Pollak as himself
Greg Proops as Ben the Agent
Ronnie Schell as himself
Michael Valdsgaard as Bjorn
Susan Yeagley as Blond Lover
Sparhusen
Gert Forseberg
Olf Nystrom
Beirget Kattson
Members of Actors Anonymous
Elisa Bocanegra
Greg Pritikin as Shakespeare
Unknown Actors as the Unknown Actor
Ikea Coworkers
Nicole Lamahns
Nikkie Pacuk
Jilina Scott
Ikea Shoppers
Alexa “Squirrel” Sheehan as Shopper #1
Mark Achilles While as Shopper Fan #2
Peggy Kovacic as Shopper Fan #3
Justine Bateman’s Talk Show
Shawn Lockie as Director
Alan Shapiro as Shopper of Desk
Justine’s Talk Show Band Members
Rebecca Lord
Rob Mailhouse
Todd Spahr
Micheal Panes
We Can’t Be Somebody Else Dancers
Jose Cueva
Jessica Cropper
Phillip Kiczula
Blythe Matsui
Sarah McCarthy
Austin Westbay
Easy to Assemble
Created by
Illeana Douglas
Produced and written by
Illeana Douglas
Produced by
SXM / Tom Bannister, Barney Oldfield
Producer
Aaron Billet
Co-producer
Micheal Irpino
Directors
Chris Bradley
Kyle LaBrache
1st Assistant Director
Alexa “Squirrel” Sheehan
2nd Assistant Director
Dominik Rausch
Production Designer
Mark Achilles Whilte
Art Director
John Calderon
Directors of Photography
Chris Bradley
Kyle LaBrache
Camera Operator
John Vitale
1st A.C.
Patrick Scola
Gaffer
David Navarro
G&E Swing
Dan Cassel
Alyssa Soetebier
Costume Designer
Jane Janiger
Costume Assistant
Marcy Lavender
Andi Matheny
Editor
Fred Fouquet
Easy to Assemble Music
Rob Mailhouse
Todd Spahr
Vocals
Rebecca Lord
Illeana Douglas
Rob Mailhouse
Todd Spahr
Choreographer
Cindera Che
Key Makeup
Annette Chaisson
Key Hair
Jessica Ihle
Additional Makeup
Sarah Bonnel
Kierra Cole
Script Supervisor
Blu Van Zandt
Sound Mixers
Jerry Wolfe
Richard Bytnar
Boom Operator
Shawn Morse
Key Set P.A.
Larry Laboe
Set P.A.’s
Jae Henson
Nikkie Pacuk
Heather Turman
Edgar Morais
Ikea Executive in charge of production
Magnus Gufstafson
Ikea Store Manager
Micheal Valdsgaard
Ikea Manager
Peggy Kovacic
Ikea Facilities Rep
Jeremy Lum
Set Photographers
Josh Reiss
Brandon Ruckdashel
Insurance
John William Hart III Insurance Agency
Payroll Company
Cine-com
Publicity
PLPR-David Lust
We Can’t Be Somebody Else by
Arling & Cameron
Used by Permission
Big Sounds International
Special Thanks
Alfonso Campos and Tarina Tarantino
Jonathan Hafter – Big Sounds
Mad River Post
Geoff Cheddy – Brillstein Entertainment
Think Products – Lizanne Falsetto
Spread Nouveau Comfort Food
Live Energy Drinks – Dana Bernstein
Clif Bars
Ed Choi
Ryan Babenzien – Puma
Kado Restaurant
Ikea Burbank
Ikea Burbank Co-workers
Dean Aliota
Baba Ji
Sabrina Potter
Tony Krantz
Wally Langham
Keanu Reeves
Sweden the Country